Idiots

Ya know what really grinds my gears? Idiots.

So a few weeks ago I went to take Jenna out and throw the ball with her and I saw a pile of poop in my yard and I knew right away that it was not Jenna's. (Hate to say it but I know with 90% certainty what my dogs crap looks like.) So I take the dog out a few days later and see 4-5 piles of poo in the same place. That's when I started to get pissed. Ohh yeah. I was already pissed and I haven't even started the story yet. So This past Thursday I see a few giant tirds right where I walk out the front door. I am thinking this is ridiculous. But Jenna is the biggest dog in the subdivision as far as I know. So what is going on?
Sunday morning, Kevin and I are out in the backyard working on the deck when my next door neighbor comes over and tells me that yesterday she came out of her house because the lady up the street was banging a shovel in my front yard. She said it went something like this.
-What are you doing?
-His F***ing dog keeps shitting in my yard and I am going to bring it down here every time he does it. I stepped in this shit with my Gucci shoes on.

So I sit down and actually think about what my neighbor just told me. Is that really why there is crap in my yard. Because some crazy lady up the street thinks that my dog runs 7 houses up the street, takes a dump, and runs back to my house before I even know she is gone? That she would actually take a shovel and walk 7 housed down and put dookie in my front yard? And not just knock on my door? I mean, almost anything I do from this point on would be in the right. Right?
So I wait a half hour till Mandy gets home and tell her the story. So we decided to go up to their house and see what the hell is going on. Mandy and I knock on the door for about 5 min. and no one is home so we left. As we are walking away we see their car pull up and decide to head back up there. So now we know that both of them are home. I ring the doorbell for about 5 minutes. Then start with the police knocks. Yes. I was banging on the door. It was awesome. ..Probably about 5 minutes of knocking this guy answers the door and says he was in the bathroom. Mandy thinks I am going to introduce myself and all that jazz. I went straight into it. "Hey, I just wanted you to know that it's not my dog that has been shitting on your yard and I would appreciate it if you would stop walking dog sh!t down to my house".. Basically all he said was "ohh. that is our bad assumption. We saw a black lab in our yard." So I said. "Ohh, so you see a black lab? That guy has a lab. Let's go dump Shit in his yard. Is that what happened?" Again. "That was our bad assumption"

So I keep thinking, These people woke up this morning and said "Nope, not going to knock on his door, I am going to take a shovel and walk down there and dump poop in his yard." .... Idiots.